Title: Ron Weasley and the Quest for the Giant Foreskin
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Author: Hysterical Hystorian (a.k.a. abigail89)
Summary: Ron develops a curiosity about foreskins and goes on a quest of sorts.
Word count: 3453
Rating: Very naughty and strange
Warnings: Oh. My. God. Where did this come from? Wanking, oral sex, naked swimming.

For the lovely shocolate. ( Read more... )

title: Definitely Not a Mate Thing
author: kaalee
characters/pairing: Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, Neville (hints of slashiness)
rating: light R
word count: ~1500
a/n: This takes place during HBP, all of the characters are of age. Written for the Holy Foreskin Fest at hp_funnyfest. I blame shocolate. Very silly. Read at your own risk.

( Definitely Not a Mate Thing )

My beloved rosina_alcona wrote my favourite foreskin fic, but she has a life and has graciously permitted me to post it here, for you lovely people.... yes, she refers to a conversation about foreskins which is in a locked post - the important bit is reposted in the comments...

Title: Uncut
Author: rosina_alcona
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 1700
Rating: NC-17

Uncut

My bestmates_xmas fic this year was, um, I think the word I am looking for is Foreskin Heavy, so I thought I would recycle it, and post it here...

Title: Pickled Egg
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 6700
Rating: NC-17

Written for the first post-DH bestmates_xmas, where I am thrilled to write for the totally wonderful reallycorking.

Betaed by magicofisis - thank you, darling ( Read more... )

Title: Careful Study
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Words: 1180
Rating: NC-17

Written for the Holy Foreskin challenge on hp_funnyfest.

Betaed by my lovely magicofisis.

Careful Study

Title: Wear and Tear
Pairing: Harry/Ron, with Hermione
Rating: PG13
Words: ~1700
Requestor: libgirl
Prompt: Harry shows up at Hermione's door unexpectedly--needing help
A/N: Thanks to iulia_linnea for lightning-beta. :D There is mentioning of smut-worthy behavior, but none explicitly in the ficlet.

( Wear and Tear )

Title: An Enlightening Few Weeks
Author: magentabear
Requestor: florahart
Claim: Having recently seen Animal House, Harry and Ron decide to go to an American university and join a fraternity.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hermione is not amused.
Warnings: Mild swearing, some frat boy antics
Notes: Piles of thanks to queenb23more for the excellent beta job. All mistakes are mine.

( An Englightening Few Weeks )

Title: Gno Place Like Home
Author: roxierose13 (
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Title: Time to Grow Up
Author: ciorstaidh
Requestor: shocolateClaim: A Horcrux is hidden on the TARDIS ( Read more... )

Title: Ron's Speciality
Author: solstice_muse
Requestor: libgirl
Claim: Harry misunderstands Ron's intentions (or does he?)
Rating: PG-13 for very rude innuendo
Summary: Ron is the most oblivious bloke in the world. Or he would have us all believe that anyway.
Word Count: 2755
Warnings: Lots of bawdy 'boy' language. This contains material that might offend ( Read more... )